- Giving The Dead A Forever Home -

Hello Deathlings,
I am your local plague doctor. I do any, every and all processes of the dead.
Would you like to commemorate a loved one who has passed away? I am here to help you peer into a window of science you might never have thought about, and to experience things you never thought you would see up close.
Some of the largest names in animal breeding, vending, and importing on the east coast collaborate with me. They have provided interesting things from the far reaches of the world for me to share with you!
Like you, I respect the living. I am one of the largest animal clean ups on the east coast; all my specimens come to me deceased and I make them into beautiful pieces of art for you to enjoy.
We must accept that you cannot have life without death, so let’s find the beauty in death together.
I believe we can give life to the lifeless. So come check everything out!
And please, bring me your dead.
Sincerely,
That Dead Guy